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Jonathan
Ross
What
a wonderful time we had on Jonathan Ross’ show. Being renowned for his love of the animal kingdom he treated us very
well. I am only disappointed that he didn’t bring his ferrets along, I am sure that I could show them a thing or two.
Of
course it was only proper what with him being an interviewer and the like that he had to quiz us about the ‘nip’
press conference and surrounding shanakins. I think by that time Pûnkass was already far too nipped out to care - I quite thought that he was going to doze off at one point and had to keep prodding him in the ribs. Pûnkass
looked ever so handsome in his bow-tie and Fluffy Monkey too, who insisted on coming on the show as well.
We
asked Mr Ross if he thought he was mean enough to be seen cuddling a Fluffy Monkey. He
very cleverly avoided the question by saying that he himself wasn’t a rock star so it wasn’t really relevant.
And
this is when we went on an american gentleman called Leno's show, we were busy promoting our cd here.
Oh the Drattid Press!
You
can read my side of the story about Milan here, it would be best to read this first I think because otherwise you won't know what the fish they were on about and perhaps
get the wrong idea about me and my friends, mm.
Well
of course after that we had to set the record straight by calling a press conference, mm, especially those remarks about O
and I being lovers, tsk. Muffins and Kirsch came along to support our cause, complete with Muffins fashion stated ‘cone
look’.
I
lost my rag rather during the press conference and gave those whippersnapper paparattties a piece of my mind, I can tell you,
yez, thank you. I made it my business to let them know that the should get their facts straight instead of ad-libbing willy
nilly to suit their own desires for dramatics.
On
the say so of wise ones that I consult from time to time, it was felt to be a good ploy with the police to say that I was
going to go into de-tox so I could get some good kitty points if charges were to be brought against me. Muffins kindly suggested
that he might open a special clinic at his castle. So without ado, that is where we went to after the press conference. We
managed to get a copy of this delivered to Muffins castle the next day and I can tell you I have a thing or two to say about
this, yez.
For
your information here is the dictionary definition of this ridiculous word ‘opprobrious’ I had to look dhis one up myself I have to say, even though my knowledge
of the English grammar and vocabulary is extensive
Opprobrious - "used of conduct or character) deserving
or bringing disgrace or shame"
They
quite obviously don’t know what the fish they are on about, mm and were clearly trying to be brainwashing their readers
with fanciful words that suggest that they know better and their readers don’t, mm. I'm sure that I could have sued
them for that comment, but I didn't , I'm not keen on this current blame culture no, but that's another story and one
I shall leave for another time.
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