Vurse Won 

Eye woz wawkeeng down de streeet won day
When eye saw dhis fish havin a play
'Fish' eye said, 'wott dooooooo ewe wont?'
'Hey Ellie' he said 'I wont two know what's da point'

Coreruss

De point ov life eez dhis
We awl hav two love dee fish
Becus where wuld we bee without dhem?
Allllll alowne inn hell

(time for some screaming guitar and spat out vocals here)
Raaaaar raaaaar raaaaar

Vurse Too
Butt none ov uz do
Dooo weeee?
Mr Fish, Mr Fish, Mr Fish (peeple will shake dhere heads two dhis bit)
Not enuff peeple eat ewe
Four dheir teeea
Mr Fish Mr Fish Mr Fish (even more peeple will shake dhere heads two dhis)
We're gonna hav to do theengs differently
Two avoid de fisheeng ANARCHY

bridgey part

Sew de fish felt awl alone
Becus noone wuld take him home
Eau wot shall weeeeee doooo?
Wiv a poisson d'argent like ewe?

Like ewe....
Like ewe.....

(repeet to fade owt)

Thank ewe thank ewe.

* takes bow *