Well it all started on myspace where I was pondering in my blog. Here for your perusal are my musings.

Sunday 13th March 2005 6.32am

Aye am starteeng a knew band upp cawled McFluff, wee will bee a fake punk band and wee will do well. Infact wee will bee numburr won or maybee numburr too.

Aye will bee famemouse and everywon will adore mee. Thank ewe.

It will bee a virtual band and wee will trick everywon intwo buying the cd butt it will have no sound on it. When dhey say, 'I can't hear anytheeng', wee will say, 'Oh' (and doo a shokked face like dhis ) 'can't ewe? I cann, wot's wrong wiv ewe dhen?' or wee culd say if dhey phone up two makk a complaint, 'O perhapps there iz sumtheeng wrong wiv yor cd playurr and ewe shuld buy anova won.' dhen perhapps wee culd bee on hand two sell dhem anova won four a vast profeet. It will bee a conspiracee. Thank ewe.

Aneeway Aye will bee de leed singurr and Aye will doo sum dancing two, becus Aye cann. Aye mite doo a video perhaps called 'Ill-loo-zion', so wee mite bee able two sell video playurrs two. Four de sake ov dhis mischeef aye will need sumwon two play thee roll ov de tomstom and bongo playurr, sumwon two play trum-pett, and sumwon else two play de hammund orgin. Ewe don't reelly hav two do anytheeng, so it doesn't matter if ewe can't play dees instroomunts.

If ewe rrr inturrestid inn makkeeng a fast buck pleese e-male mee becus aye don't hav manee e-males.

Sunday 13th March 6.52am

Eye hav been thinkeeng. De purrsun dhat eye wont two play trumpett inn mye band McFluff must akchewallee bee able two blow hiz or hurr own trumpett, evanne tho it iz a virchewall band. Ewe sea Eye need sumwon who iz owt goeeng and preepaired two bee uppfrunt.

Thank ewe.

De e-male requestz rrr flyeeng inn and mye secreetairy will lett ewe no if ewe hav been suckcessfull or knot soon. Ewe no who ewe rrr, even if Eye don't yet.

Well then after that as they say the rest is history,

Pûnkass started wooing me and agreed to join my band and then along came Ellie M and Spoonie, mm and we started practising. Pûnkass agreed to play the Hammond Organ and I bought him an original as played by Punk Flead and Ellie M plays the bongos with Spoonie on the spoons.

I'd already written 'De sewercidal fish' and practising my voculls and what with Pûnkass being so dapper I was inspired to write 'Ode to Pûnkass'. It was a very creative thyme. We soon brawt out our own line of merchundise, this is very important for budding entrepreneurs to have up their sleeve to sustain the quiet times, I didn't fancy doing waitressing or such like to feed my nip habit, no.

When I met my friend Casey Metal Mistress, I knew she had to join McFluff too and the line-up was thus eventually complete with her joyful antics on the fender fishbone.

We never did get anyone to blow their own trumpet.