Unfortunately our merchandise is far too expensive for web viewers to buy, but you are welcome to just look at it and wish that you had these items for yourself. If you are lucky you may see them on e-bay one day. Howver, if you scroll down you will see that there is a lovely free gift for you to print out, mm.

Would you just look at this item below that the privileged can buy, mm, oh they're so lucky aren't they?

One sniff of this next one and you’re nipped, mm. I was very proud of Pûnkass as he posed for this. He can be so tough, mean and brave when he wants to be, mm.

Here is my very own design – the McFluff pinny. As you will perhaps know, I am very keen on hygiene in the kitchen. All surfaces must be thoroughly sterilised after games of counter-tops and paws must be washed when preparing food with the frequent regularity befitting an obsessive compulsive, mm. I am even thinking of inventing the world's first food mask, which is placed like a muzzle over the chops, to stop those nasty germs being breathed all over the place. Of course, if I do, you can be sure that the McFluff logo will be plastered all over it.

But back to the apron, I go to great pains to ensure that I wear this where I can, in order to do a little bit of advertising for the band. I also find that it's very handy when one would like to keep up appearances.