Our Friends Hall of Fame

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Our Friends Hall of Fame

Rod the blue jellyfish

Our Friends Hall of Fame

Mm, we would love to say a big thank you - ‘thank ewe, yez' - to all of our lovely friends and give credit to you for on many occasions being the inspiration for our shenanigans and fun-times that we find ourselves indulging in. We’re still updating this page so if you don’t see yourself here yet and you know you should be, do keep checking back, yez, thank ewe.

Here is Rod the blue jellyfish. Pûnkass met him one day when he fell in the ocean and on swimming ashore Rod had somehow got intertwined in Pûnkass’ pants. Rod decided that he would like to join them in their adventures. He likes ice-cream, Bon Jovi, and is admirabley our willing scape-goat. Rod has a wheat allergy and can be prone to mood swings.

Fluffy Monkey - coochy coo I have a soft spot for him, mm

This is Fluffy Monkey he has been with Pûnkass for eons. Fluffy likes pickles and hates map-reading. He can be rather mischievious when the mood takes him, a bit of a stirrer at times and very adept at swinging off of Rod's tender-hooks.

This is Jojo. She is Ellie's chickster; they have a deal. She lets Ellie ride on her back and Ellie keeps the ratties out of the henshed where Jojo lives at the bottom of the garden at 1 Fish soup Lane, Trout Town. Jojo likes Jack Daniels and occasionally, knitting.

Chick amongst the pigeons, Jojo's got class, mm

Gordon likes a gin tipple on occasion

Heeere’s Gordon. He is Pûnkass’ goosterblade 05, the pimped up version of the Gooster2000. Ellie bought Pûnkass the Gooster05 for his birthday. Gordon has an interest in aeroplanes, and prefers grazing on grass to cat nip. Gordon might be gay.

Casey Metal Mistress, best friends for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever, mm

Casey Metal Mistress is Ellie's best friend (forever & ever). They go shopping together and stuff. Some of the stuff involves fishing of which Casey is most proficient. Casey plays the fender fishbone in McFluff. She is in love with Mr O. Ellie was very happy when this alliance was made.

Hail Mr O counter tops champion! Here is a picture of him thinking of me, by his Mummy.

Mr O is the much hailed counter tops champion. This game involves much skill, dabbing at others as they pass by – without falling off the top, yez. Mr O is one of Ellie's oldest bestest friends, they go way back. He is keeper of the Plot Pie - so whenever anyone's lost the plot, mr O is usually to be found munching on a piece of it. This lovely picture of O thinking of Ellie was done by O's Mum.

This is Mr King Muffins and Queen Kirsch. Mr Muffins would like to take over the world and has quite a few willing helpers. He has a castle in Ireland which doubles as the Muffins Ford Clinic. Queen Kirsch is from Argentina. Kirsch is of good pedigree being siamese and a very good cake maker. She can be a bit scatty like Ellie at times. This is her appeal.

Yez, it's Muff and Kirschy, looking all regal in their finery

Baghera and Wiccapoo see into the future of McFluff

Here’s Baghera and Wiccapoo they are both friends and McFluff’s spiritual advisors with the knowledge of Buddhism and wicca and associated whot knots that they might need along the way to fame-dom. They live all the way up in the Highlands of Scotland, Wiccapoo thoroughly enjoys moshing with Pûnkass and Ellie shares the love of tea with Baghera, she has the finest array of tea-cosies in the land.

Here is Roxanne, a 3 year old blond Pomeranian from the US and is the best thing since sliced bread, the prettiest pom in the world ever. We think she looks the bees knees in her little red dress. Roaxanne runs her own pet contests and when Big Kitty is eventually launched, at some point – whenever - she will be hosting it, shhhhh! That’s top secret!

Here is Jessie, Ellie calls him her little squiggly friend and giggles every time she sees his pink tongue hanging out. Jessie loves everyone and your mum too. He is Cornish rex with squiggly curly fur. Everyone had a fine time making merry at Jessie’s 5th birthday pawty.

Here’s Easy Pussy. Like no other, she’s a hot ass pussy in da city, a real gangsta kit, with a big heart. Easy’s firsthand shocking and traumatic recount of her house move is indeed worthy of a pulitzer prize.

The Orange Manalishi (with the great big tail) is also known as Abe, has his own site with some beautiful horns, mm. He is fond of cheese and macaroni, and can splendidly explain headbumps and headbutts so that those ignorant humans are able to better understand the difference between the two and thus, act accordingly as they darn well should do. Mm.

Orange lives with his little sister Tsubaki who recently attended her first grown up party, the New Years Feather and Furball - and enjoys playing with her brother's tail because everything to an ickle kitten is of course a wonderful toy, yez, as it should be.

This is Jake, he’s very nice for a dog and Ellie lives with him in Trout Town, they are very close, Ellie enjoys giving him paddle therapy, a special form of massage with the paws, and he is quite happy to be a guinea-pig for her. Jake owns a Taxi firm called Jakebabus Taxis and also a Kebab shop called Jakebabs. He is a Jake-of-all-trades and very adaptable in his nature which is good when an infill is needed for shenanigans. Here he is with tommy tomato who has sadly since passed over to the great refuse sack in the sky. Jake's special friend is Hamish.

Hamish is a puppy prodigy and was given special dispensation by the military to fly O’s magic jet at only 4 months of age. Ellie barely tolerates Hamish, often seen to be hissing ‘fish off whitey’ at a safe distance through the banisters when Hamish comes round to to visit Jake. After many months of initiation into Ellie's circle, Hamish has at last been granted the honour of undertaking the sacred bum sniffing ritual and is on his way to becoming one of the friends, but for now has to stay at a safe distance, in his rightful place at the bottom of the list.

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Pics by Sims/Scozz/Devonx unless otherwise indicated

Thanks to Lee and all of Pûnkass and Ellie's friends for their inspiration!